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<p><em><strong>Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M</strong></em></p>
Once you pop you can’t stop | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 27
<p>Today on the show, Lu and Jarch have found a fun (and slightly naughty) way to unblock your nose. Lu needed Jarch’s help in the carpark today. And we attempt a nationwide sing-a-long in honour of the flight attendant who got a whole plane singing. SEEYA TOMORROW! </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Hey, con artist | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 26
<p>The longest phone calls for 2026 have been released, so today on the show Lu and Jarch achieve their longest phone call ever thanks to listener Connie. A man chopped off his own finger after being bitten by a (non-venomous) snake, so we want to know – when did you over react? And the worst round of Reverse The Verse ever.</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW! </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
The jellybean police | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 23
<p>Today on the the show Lu and Jarch settle a debate that's had them arguing all week. And we deliver one of our favourite bingles yet (which can also score you a discount code).</p> <p>SEEYA MONDAY! </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Put your thumb in there | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 22
<p>A prank call doesn’t go to plan on the show today, and Lu and Jarch fear it may result in a listener divorce. And Jarch has a few tips and tricks to help single men find love in Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW! </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
BOOBIES | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 21
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did AI insult you – after an Irish comedian had a run in with her ChatGPT. And Lu is in charge for a segment again…what could possibly go wrong?</p> <p> SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
The law doesn’t care about my soft spot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 20
<p>Today on the show Jarch has a public service announcement regarding his name… and the fact that everyone keeps getting it WRONG! Plus Lu has some Halloween ideas if you’re in need of some inspiration, and Judge Jarchy stops by. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Yellow warm rain | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 19
<p>One of our favourite games is back today… Reverse The Verse.. and it’s a Powderfinger edition! Plus Lu and Jarch take on a task that the internet is calling “impossible”. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Tickle my fancy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 16
<p>Today on the show Lu’s world is rocked by a HUGE insult she received from the barista when ordering a coffee today? And we want to know what did your kid hear and repeat? SEEYA MONDAY!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Running on ice cream fumes | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 15
<p>How often is it okay to stop for a wee on a road trip? Lu and Jarch tackle that topic today. And we want to know - have you ever been lost as an adult – after a man fell asleep on a bus and woke up lost in the morning. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Pash outside the restaurant | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 14
<p>Today on the show, Lu and Jarch want to know what you saw on public transport, after Kate Middleton and Princess Catherine were spotted on the London Underground. And mum and dad have a brawl on air. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
You’re doing your best and that’s embarrassing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 13
<p>Yesterday Jarch forgot he was a father, so today on the show we want to know – when did you forget about your kid? And Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to lay in bath for 2 hours if you live in a share house. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
You’re not that ugly | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 12
<p>A woman has claimed to have “ice cream cough” where she coughs every time she eats an ice cream… so today on the show we want to hear the funny and random illness you’ve created and diagnosed yourself with. And Lu has had a run in with a small kid over the weekend.</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW! </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Flap saddles and instant regret | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 9
<p>Today on the show Lu enlightens Jarch with a list of things women can say to men, but men should never say back to women. A fight goes down in the studio, and Lu and Jarch help future cat parents name their cats.</p> <p>SEEYA MONDAY!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Someone’s in the doghouse today | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 8
<p>Today on the show Lu reads out a dramatic text exchange between her and her mum. And Undercover Lover doesn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
The Cream Daddy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 7
<p>Snoop Dogg has chosen the finalists for his new ice cream taste testing position, and today on the show Lu and Jarch chat to the only Aussie who made the cut. And a mum caught her toddler eating Nutella in the middle of the night, so we want to know – what did you catch your kid eating? SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Bella Tortini | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 5
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch did some solid wingman-ing…and let’s just say, love could be in the air. Lulu has been on the tools doing some renovation work, and Judge Jarchy struggles to make a ruling on todays case. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
A bit of mongrel and a bit of heart | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 5
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a groundbreaking new game… soup or drink. And find out why Jarch has upset Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
The emu stole my donut | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 18
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch have found a list of insults that British people use in the UK…feel free to try them out here if you like. We perform a bingle for a cleaning company, and if you’re having a quiet weekend, Lu’s found the top 50 TV shows of all time. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
An old-fashioned piece of sh*t | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 17
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch have found Australia’s best boss. Plus we reminisce about the ridiculous things that terrified us as kids, and Jarch calls his dad out on air for something he said earlier today about bugs. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Pandas don’t root | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 16
<p>Today on the show we want to know – what do you refuse to believe – after a UK podcaster said he doesn’t believe Australia is real. And a lady has gone viral online for her creative idea to get away with a sneaky poo in private at work. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Bens big deck | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 15
<p>Today on the show there’s another electrocution… is it Lu or Jarch? And there’s a man who wore sunglasses to sleep because he couldn’t be bothered getting up to turn the light off, so we want to know – what’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done? SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
We’ve gone rogue | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 14
<p>It’s a looooose show today! Lu tells Jarch how she embarrassed herself at the NFL. And we’ve got an electric shock machine in the studio… Jarch happily hooks himself up to it, but poor Lulu takes a little more convincing. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Sir Mop A Lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 11
<p>Today on the show Jarch calls out Lu for buying a colleague a birthday gift…then eating it before she gave it to him. We hear stories on the worst gifts people have given and received, and something happened on a plane recently that left Lu and Jarch red-faced.</p> <p>SEEYA MONDAY!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
LU IN CHARGE | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 10
<p>Today on the show Jarch performs one of his best accents when he puts another lover to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. And it’s been revealed that Aussies are among the naughtiest kids in the world…Lu and Jarch contributed to that statistic when they were kids.</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
You’ve got a rash | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 9
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking about the saddest meals people have eaten the day before payday when money is tight… if you’ve ever had plain bread you’re not alone! It’s Lu’s boyfriend’s birthday today, and we want to know – when did you embarrass yourself in front of your crush? SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
A tennis ball to the nuts and a coupla dead spiders | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 8
<p>Is it okay to take a day off work to look after your dog? Lu and Jarch tackle that topic today. We’ve got more Guns N Roses tickets to give away, and something keeps happened to Jarch every time he gets a flight with Lu… and he’s finally had enough of it. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Stay in your lane and toughen up buttercup | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 7
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch call Jarch’s dad to apologise for pranking him on Friday. Jarch celebrated his first Father’s Day with Hank over the weekend, and Lu completed a secret challenge during the show.</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Nedd Brockmann shaved Jarch’s beard OFF “You look dreadful” | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 4
<p>Today on the show, Jarch convinces his dad to be the face of a new geriatric lawnmower, designed for old decrepit men. And Nedd Brockmann cohosts the show. As part of Nedd’s Uncomfortable Challenge he shaves Jarch’s beard smooth, and Lu has some feedback for him.</p> <p>SEEYA MONDAY!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Mario and Luigi would be proud | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 3
<p>It’s another HUGE prank for Jarch today, and this time Lu is involved. We put a lover to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover, and Lu has upset a 1 year old…and the nation apparently. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
We keep out peenies clean | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 2
<p>Jarch takes on his THIRD Dare to Daddy Challenge today, and let’s just say he’s not feeling well after it. Plus, new research has revealed 1 in 5 men wear the same undies for 7 days in a row, so we want to know – what’s the grossest thing your partner does?</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Too cute to be true | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 1
<p>Today on the show Jarch takes on the worst challenge of his life (he’s literally STILL reeling from it now). And Lu has been caught stealing something from a colleague at work… of course we managed to get audio of the confrontational moment.</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
The best day ever | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 31
<p>Today on the show we kick off the Dare to Daddy pranks, where Jarch takes on challenges from listeners to win them money. We’ve started strong, let’s just say Daddy was squealing. And Lu and Jarch are going head to head in an application for a job with…. SNOOP DOGG! SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Little maggot boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 28
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a man who thought he was deaf for 5 years, only to realise he’d forgotten to take his earplug out of his ear. And the show writes and performs it’s very first dance-style bingle. SEEYA MONDAY!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Little soft hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 27
<p>New research shows it takes 50 hours to form a friendship, so today on the show Lu and Jarch turn strangers into friends in 50 seconds instead. Jarch is bleeding in the studio, and a man has fallen in love with his fridge so we hear stories about other non-human objects people are in love with.</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
A man and a child have soiled themselves | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 26
<p>Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories from wedding crashers – after a shirtless man crashed a wedding from his hotel balcony. The people of Scotland have found a way to infiltrate the filming of the new Batman Part II movie. And we put another couple to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
An awkward bunny | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 25
<p>Lu and Jarch had a photoshoot before the show today, and unfortunately Jarch struggled to understand some of the directions from the photographer. Also on the show today, Judge Jarchy wants to know – is it okay to throw your mate under the bus to save yourself at work?</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
We’re all stuff ups | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 24
<p>Today on the show, Lu admitted she’s been trying to throw out her partners ugly mug all weekend but he keeps finding it in the bin – so we want to know – what’s the one hideous thing you hate about your partner? And Jarch has been called out for re-gifting…but he claims it’s all a lie! SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
A sausage date | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 21
<p>Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are helping wingman some of the single people of Australia. Jarch took Lu’s boyfriend on a date before the show today, and it wouldn’t be Friday without a bingle performance.</p> <p>SEEYA MONDAY!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
Have you eaten beaver? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 20
<p>Today on the show, like every parent, Jarch has fallen into the trap of thinking his child is a genius. And have you ever wondered if your partner would have your back when you’re not around? Lu and Jarch put another lover to the test today in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
A 20 second naked hug | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 19
<p>Today on the show Lu confronts Jarch because the naughty little boy has been accidentally buying things on the company card. Plus, we’ve found a few rules to follow if you want to keep your relationship spicy.</p> <p>SEEYA TOMORROW!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
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